The Martyr

They're the tragic heroes that nobody cares about.

The Hypochondriac

They have WebMD set as their homepage.

Walking Dead: Zombie Apocalypse

Because you can't spell slaughter without laughter.

Going to College: Alternatives, Advantages, and Disadvantages

Ostensibly the best investment of your life.

How to Know When Someone is Using a Thesaurus

The pseudo-intellectual's favourite tool.

The Inevitable Life of the Amateur Rapper

They're keeping it 100% real... real raucous.

The Online School Debate

You can do school... on the internet... like, Facebook school!?

The Phantom of the Opera: Facebook Edition

The most melodramatic people on Facebook.

The Nicest Daemons in the World

Who's a nice daemon? You are! Yes, you are!

The Mystical Magical Psychic Vampire

Watch out, they'll steal your energy through the monitor!

The Life of a Conspiracy Theorist

They have amusingly vivid imaginations.