FAQ

Read before commenting: Most of the articles on this website are satirical and exaggerated and should not be taken seriously. When I say "everyone" I do not mean every person in that group, since there are obviously exceptions. If you post comments like, 

"I read your article about conspiracy theorists and I think that you are an idiot. Not all conspiracy theorists do drugs and die in alleyways. Some of us are reputable and respectable members of society. Not all of us bombard internet users with barely comprehensible comments about conspiracies. Conspiracy theorists such as (insert name) have provided us with the knowledge and power to fight against the government. Just because you don't understand our fight doesn't mean it is a pointless one. Get your facts straight before making ridiculous pages like this."

, then I will only direct you to the FAQ since you were too illiterate to know what satire is.

Why do you write these articles?

Read the About page.

Where do you get the information for your articles?

Most of it is based on my own experiences using the internet. Before I post, I always makes sure to do research on the subject to add to the material and to confirm the information I had prior to writing the article.

What do I do if I have an interesting comment about one of your posts?

You can either comment or send me an email using the email link on the navigation bar.

What made you start this website?

Ostensibly, there is a lot of idiosyncratic behaviour on the internet. This website is for the people who would rather sit back and have a good laugh rather than whinge about their life problems.

Why does it seem like you hate so many different types of people?

I don't actually hate those people, in fact, knowing they're around makes using the internet more comfortable for me. If everyone were polite and nice on the internet, there would be no entertainment for me and there would be nothing interesting to write about.

What is an "Arpanet"?

A primitive internet system from 1969.

Where do you find the images you use?

Nearly all of them are screenshots of statements I've seen on the Internet from my "friends". A few of them are edited to prove a point, but it's pretty conspicuous when I do that.

How often do you update?

There is no time schedule. While I have many articles queued, I only finish them when I'm in the mood to write.

Why are some of your articles only 300 words

I only write as much as I feel necessary. If I think 300 words is enough to get my point across, then I won't waste time adding in more text.