About Arpanet Survival
"Being a part of the Internet community can be an exciting new experience for anyone, but due to the anonymity of the internet, people become feral and the internet is their jungle. To help you avoid unwanted predicaments and cope with internet life, I've constructed this guide using my experience with the internet and research that I've done on each category to help you on your perilous journey though the internet. With that said, welcome to the internet, where everyone has an eidetic memory, an IQ of 200, and an underwater mansion full of models". -Alistair
If you've used the Internet for more than an hour, then you should know how annoying everyone seems to be. For Example:
- "I can't get a girlfriend, FML".
- "I just shot heroin in a dark alley because YOLO".
- "I wish a zombie apocalypse would happen so that I can kick some ass with my friends".
- "I just got a girl pregnant because I misused a prophylactic, LOL!!1!!1!".
are just a few statements you've probably heard by now. If these people are as annoying to you as they are to me, well then this is the website for you. A website where I discuss ways to avoid these people, and other unfortunate situations, in a less-than-friendly manner.
